Tiener seksualiteit

Ek is bekommerd oor vandag se tieners. So hoor ek byvoorbeeld dat meisies heel gemaklik vir ouens blowjobs gee… en dan nie dieselfde terug verwag nie! Blykbaar is dit gross of een of ander so “in” woord wat beteken ons bevredig seuns, maar ons verdien nie self om bevredig te word nie.

My raad: as jy kies om dit te doen, sorg dat jy ook bevrediging daaruit kry. Magtag.

Kriek

“A friend of mine attended a Christian pastors’ conference in downtown Atlanta, Georgia. The participants, gathered from across North America, included one Native American pastor who was on his first trip to a major metropolitan city. During a lunch break the Native American pastor took a walk outside with one of his colleagues. As they stretched their legs along the busy pavement, the pastor suddenly stopped, turned to his companion and said “Do you hear that?” The friend paused and considered the bustling noise of the city. “Hear what?” he replied.

Planted along the city pavement was a small row of trees. At the base of each tree was a circle of flowers. The pastor walked over to one of the trees, knelt down, reached beneath one of the floral clusters, then stood and opened his hand, revealing a small black bug. “It’s a cricket.”

Dumbfounded, his friend replied, “How could you possibly hear that?” The Native American pastor reached into his trouser pocket, took out a handful of coins and threw them into the air. As the coins hit the cement, people from all directions stopped and looked down. The pastor turned to his companion and said, “It depends on what you’re listening for.”

Want ek kan

Nogi Inderdaad

- “What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?”
- “Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.”

(Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)

Ek weet nie wat Mnr Hofmeyer gedoen het nie

Ek stel ook nie belang nie.  Ek het geen “nuus”berig daaroor gelees nie.  En as jy daaroor geblog het moet ek bieg, ek het ook nie jou post gelees nie.

Maar ek wonder oor die skynbare histerie.  Wat maak dit saak wat Mnr Hofmeyer met wie doen?  Hoekom is dit nuuswaardig?

Dit lyk vir my asof mense dink skinder is net skinder wanneer jy praat oor iemand wat jy self persoonlik ken.  So het ek al dikwels (gewoonlik wanneer ek by my familie kuier)  oomblikke van verwarring beleef wanneer daar geskinder word oor iemand wat ek glad nie ken nie.  Dit vat gewoonlik ‘n tydjie voordat ek besef my gespreksgenote ken ook nie die persoon nie.

Skinder is ‘n universele tydverdryf.  Maar dit wil tog vir my lyk asof mense op die platteland dit meer doen.  Daaroor wonder ek ook.

Random thoughts tersyde, ek hou van mense wat oor goed kan praat, wat interessant is en ‘n wye algemene kennis het.   Ek is ongemaklik in mense-wat-net-oor-ander-mense-kan-praat (kla) se geselskap.

Het julle gehoor van Heath?  Ek hoor hy’t selfmoord gepleeg…

Post-begraafplaas

Titels van posts wat ek begin skryf het, maar nooit voltooi het nie:

• Hoekom ek nie meer ‘n Wiccan is nie.
• Are you scared yet?
• Hierdie foto het ek vir my ma geneem…
• Dark Lord Trilogie
• Die Misdaad-perd

Mag hul salig rus.

Evolusie verloor

Die hele evolusie-besigheid is mos deesdae kamstig vreeslik kontroversieel.  Dit verhoed egter nie die mense van die Darwin Awards om elke jaar hul berugte prys toe te ken nie.  Ons vorder ook nie evolusionêr genoeg om op te hou om mekaar te shame en ons dood te lag vir ander se onnoselgeid nie.  Hahaha.  Lank lewe die vermoë om ander af te druk!

Inderdaad

They both savoured the strange warm glow of being much more ignorant than ordinary people, who were only ignorant of ordinary things.

(Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)

Panty Power

Worry ons nog oor Burma?

Ewenwel.   Blykbaar glo die junta dat kontak met vroue onderklere hulle van hul krag beroof.  Gevolglik stuur vroue hul onderklere na die verskillende Burmese ambassades, om sodoende die regering te beledig.

Ek wonder of die junta werklik so glo?

Voer my!

oor.dose het my bekend gestel aan RSS feeds.  Ontdek ek dat daar nie ‘n RSS hofie op my blog se sidebar was nie, want ek het nie geweet hoe dit werk nie.  Nou verstaan ek hoekom ignorance so gevaarlik kan wees.

Spameer

Ek kan nie anders as om te dink spameerders is dom nie.  Ek meen, wie stuur só iets (en wie reageer daarop)?

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Ode

Vir Bertus!

Omdat hy lief is vir varke en gesimpatiseer het toe dit nodig was.

Ek wou vir jou nog ‘n foto neem, van die kleinste vlakvarkie wat ek in my lewe gesien het.  Die geboorte moes enkele ure vantevore gewees het. Die Hoof van die Huis beweer hy het al pakkies bacon gesien wat groter is.  Maar toe kom daar ‘n klomp Gautengers verby gejaag en varkie hardloop die bosse in voordat ek die foto kon neem.

Patroon

“While I’m still confused and uncertain, it’s on a much higher plane, d’you see, and at least I know I’m bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.” Treatle nodded. “I hadn’t looked at it like that,” he said, “But you’re absolutely right. He’s really pushed back the boundaries of ignorance.”

 (Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites)

My 2D lewe.

Jare gelede het almal sulke bont plakkate gekoop met niks op nie. Blykbaar, as jy 2.78m van die plakkaat staan, teen ‘n hoek van presies 178.3 grade en jy kyk skeel en verloor alle fokus, het daar ‘n prent uit die bont niks verskyn. Ek het so na daai goed gestaar dat ek vandag nog hoofpyne kry. Maar ek het net bont squigletjies gesien. (As jy nog nie genoeg gekwyl het oor die prent hierbo nie, daar’s nog baie by http://www.eyetricks.com/3dstereo.htm)
Gelukkig beteken 3D vandag iets heeltemal anders. Vandag verwys dit na fênsie rekenaar animasie.

Soms is daar egter ‘n innoverende regiseur wat besluit om ‘n fliek in 3D te maak. Weereens probeer arme Maeree haar bes. Kyk skeel, met bril, sonder bril. Maar al wat ek sien, is ‘n prent wat uit fokus is, met sommige dele sterk omlyn.

Daar is wel iets wat ek opgelet het van 3D flieks: dit word meestal gebruik om op te maak vir ‘n 1D storielyn, toneelspel, fotografie, noem maar op.

Of, in die geval van Night of the Living Dead 3D, ‘n 0D film. (Besoek die website, dis baie beter as die fliek en beslis die moeite werd.)

“THIS IS A NEW MOTION PICTURE FILMED IN 3D THAT IS A RE-IMAGINING OF THE 1968 PUBLIC DOMAIN PICTURE “NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD.” GEORGE A. ROMERO IS NOT AFFILIATED IN ANY WAY WITH THIS NEW FILM.” Sies.

Wat Kersfees opgelewer het

Ek het vir die Hoof van die Huis ‘n skildery gekoop om te pas by die een wat ons reeds gehad het:

Asook Unreal Tournament & Hellboy DVD (ek het CSI se derde reeks gekry).

Die beste is egter die “Settlers of Catan” boardgame.  Dit was wonderlik.  Ongelukkig speel ons dit nie meer nie, aangesien die Hoof van die Huis aanmekaar wen.  Gmph.